Mad Ramblings

Oder auch:"Gesammellter Irrsinn aus dem Internet."
Ich bin ein Fan von etwas abgedrehten Newsgroups und Webseiten. Es gibt ganz offensichtlich verdammt viele Malks da draußen. Ein paar der besten Sachen die mir dabei so unterkommen, sind hier gesammelt. Wer Lust und Zeit hat, sollte sich mal die entsprechenden Newsgroups oder Webseiten ansehen. DAS sind richtige Malkavians!
Viel Spaß!


alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Here's a good way to catch a polar bear:
Cut a large hole out in the ice and secure a net around the opening. Open a can of sweet peas and place a pea every few inches all around the hole. Hide. When a bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.

alt.alien
>Do Aliens really exist, Or are they just people dressed in green costumes?

REMAIN CALM.

Look, we've got to beam SOMETHING into their heads when we make them stick stuff up their butts and convince them it's an alien anal probe. Some of us just go to the video studio and we film ourselves and beam that. You'd think they'd give us cool orange space suits like they gave that old geezer John Glenn, but NO, all we get is standard issue camos.

We'd do much better if this were a funded operation, but it's not. This is just something we do because we're bored up here. Our REAL operations involve convincing people that contrails are chemtrails and that stealth blimp tests are triangular flying saucers. Geez, all the guns you people got and you haven't brought one down yet -- I'm amazed. Oh yeah, and we're supposed to convince people to vote in November, but that's not working so well. Human stupidity is nearly boundless, American stupidity doubly so, but even that is no match for Politics.

Now, relax. I'm going to have to erase this.

Stay away from all wall sockets and electronic devices. This won't hurt you, but the induced current can cause discharge flashes and burn things out.

Yer pals at
Orbital Mind Control Lasers, Inc.

alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
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alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
CNN reports a new virus has been recently discovered. One Person can pass it on to millions as it is very contagious. The Center for Disease Control has reported this week that the virus spreads very rapidly from one person to the next. They have put a very interesting name on this virus.

It is called......A SMILE

UT! OH! Too Late!
I see it on your face already!
You've got the virus!



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